I actually wrote this for my other blog, Unity, Constancy, and Peace, but it seems applicable to Band Geeks. I have posted below my version of the psalm, slightly revised. No disrespect is intended, only good, clean fun.
1 The LORD is my shepherd, I unfortunately shall not be in want.
2 He maketh me lie down in green stretchy pants,
he leadeth me beside full buffet tables,
3 He restoreth my bowl.
He guides me in paths of plenty
for his name's sake.
4 Yeah, though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of obesity,
I will fear no cupcakes,
for you are with me;
your fork and your spoon,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with whipped cream;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely gooey goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD
forever.
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